Who Says Robots Can't Be Sexy?: Archive

Feb 23rd

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Feb 20th

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It kind of bothers me that some of the people I work with are consistently taking off on weekends and complain so much about the hours they work. I have next weekend off and somehow that’s enough for me…for now.

Feb 19th

I like my boyfriend

In a related note, everyone’s left nipple is Santa Clause.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Thanks to tumblr...

…I now automatically imagine the Brazzers logo underneath every one of my facebook friends’ profile pictures. Hilarious results! (Especially the ones who have kids)

Feb 18th

Fuck you, PayPal

Wake up and see that my tax money has been deposited into my bank account. YAY! Go to ebay to purchase the laptop that I’ve been looking at. YAY! Get to checkout and enter my credit card information. “Did you know you have a PayPal account?” “Yes, but I’m content with just using my card.” :D Logs me into PayPal anyway. “Your PayPal account balance...

Feb 17th

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Tumblr is starting to upset me...

That makes me nervous…I love tumblr. Anyway, here’s the computer I’ll be buying with my tax money. I’m supposed to be getting that shiznit tomorrow so I’m pretty excited. Also, I’m gonna make a chocolate cake with raspberry buttercream frosting for my and Gus’ birthdays with my Kitchen Aid mixer. :) I’ve never made a cake or frosting from...

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 15th

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Achievement Unlocked

Sex on Valentine’s Day

Feb 14th

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I WANT IT!

THIS

Feb 13th

Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Fuuuuck

These Saturday doubles are destroying me! :(

Feb 11th

I went on an unfollowing spree and lost a...

Whammy!

Feb 11th

Not to be 'that guy'...

…but I fucking want my tax money. I need to start paying attention to how long it takes for me to get my tax money so I know how long I have to wait. I guess life isn’t too bad with my crappy computers…but still, I’d like to have my new computer…

Feb 10th

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Last night I had a dream that I got on a bus and...

Needless to say, it was the most terrifying dream I’ve had in a while.

Feb 10th

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DX

My family…sometimes.

Feb 9th

So here's what's happening tonight.

Gus has 2 roommates: One of them bought Bioshock and is playing it right now. Fucking awesome! One of them doesn’t know how to cook and is currently frying up some ground beef that’s been sitting in the fridge for a week and it smells like vinegar death! I got Gus one of his birthday presents. He’s sitting right next to me so it’s a secret. :D My State and Federal...

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Dear Tax Money,

I want my damn tax money. That means you, tax money. Love, Luke

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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I'm sick.

:( blogs!

Feb 6th

I'm gonna kill this fucker...

I wake up at 10 and Gus’ roommate is in the shower. Damn. Can’t get ready yet but oh well. He gets out about 10 minutes later, way too early for me to get ready, so i’m not gonna take over. Shortly after that, he gets back in the shower…for 2 more showers. What the fuck!? I have to pee.

Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Watch

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 1st

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Ugh...

I’m a very sleepy boy right now. Lol. Oh well, at least I only have 3 hours of work to deal with today. Plus it’s a dishwashing shift so it shouldn’t be too horrible. I just hope Wednesdays aren’t notorious for having ridiculous lunch rushes… LET’S FIND OUT!

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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So...update!

I’ve been working 2 jobs now for just about 2 weeks now. It has been fucking insane. I mean, it’s been busy, but I definitely appreciate what time I have off a lot more. Noodles has an upcoming supervisor position that they want me to apply for, so I’m trying to decide if that’s what I want to do or not. To be honest I think I’ll be content just working 2 jobs and...

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Today was a weird day...

I have to work both jobs Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. I’m working Friday night at Hu Hot but only for a few hours, so that shouldn’t be too bad. Then on Sunday (my day off) I have a staff meeting at Noodles in the AM, then a work party on Sunday night. So yeah…so long sleep, I guess. Also, I hate that twitter is down because now tumblr is moving slower.

Jan 23rd

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